if this was a pie

husby, holding a bowl of ice-cream, responds to a saucy comment from yours truly:

"if this was a pie...
& there was no clean-up afterwards...
... & you said it was okay...

... I would totally smash it in your face."

good one, babe.


  1. Sooo...what was the saucy comment, hmm? ;)

  2. you MUST believe me when I say that I legitimately can't remember!
    although looking at the facts, if he was eating ice cream & I KNOW we were standing in the kitchen, it was most likely about 1. being messy or 2. maintaining his girlish figure ;)


because lezz be frandz.